Top Secret

BTW...This thing I have is not a secret.  I've told you because it effects our friendship, day to day activities and work together.  I don't intend on announcing this to the world, nor do I care if the world knows.  Don't feel like you have to keep what I have a secret.  If you know someone that should know, would like to know or will get a good chuckle over it, share it with them.  If not, mumble to yourself something like, better him than me.