I've been walking my ass off so much around here that they want to throw a Lojack on me so they can track me down for more pills, tests, blood draws, a couple of blood transfusions, sodium and what not. Sodium...in 38 hours I've gained 10lbs. From 184 - 194 over night. Full cankles too. I'm so swoll that if I stood next to Jody High Roller that fat fuck would look cut.
My days have been filled with nurses and Dr.s doing things to me. Walking down corridors they say I'm not allowed to go too, so I can get some laps in. Make shift prison workouts where I do push ups on the chairs, cause they don't want me to touch the floor. Standing squats and my rehab bands that I still had. Then I get on the Greg Lammond spin bike from 2005 and give that a whirl. I know this "warrior" in me will go away soon. I see it all day as I walk by the doors, men and women bed ridden. I can almost hear them mumbling in the drug induced slumbers "fucking newb, wait a week kid, you'll be just like us."
Shits kinda real. Dude down the row from me died yesterday. Just when I thought the Anti Pussy Pills were working, that goes and happens and well, tears you up.
Anyway a quick update, I'm hanging in there while here in hospital prison.
I got some visitors. Lisa has been at my side daily, and today brought Milo by. Mac was too sick from downing a sub, then riding 6 spinning fair rides to come. Shit bag Sam came by as well for a good 10min, until the occupational therapist came in and then he bailed. Tonto made a late night appearance as well. All lighted up my day. But my first visit came from Gums and TJ on their way to the UW football game. Gums had his backpack full of cocktail concoction things and thought it would be appropriate to make a quick one in the ICU / Transplant ward of UW Hospital of Medicine. Yea.
My day 2's cocktails.
Skyping with my parents is always interesting. Specially since I have to call them on the phone to talk to them, while they watch me talk on the screen. Bob's putting my old haircut mold on Diane, btw.
Call me a pill billy taking a couple cups of these a day.